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Our Story

About Us

We are all about trending fashion and islander lifestyle. We’re very excited to introduce to you our website store that's taking over the WORLD!

OUR MISSION

SanDiegoNoob's mission is to bring spectacular experience that goes above and beyond to customer satisfaction at a affordable cost.  

 Starting a company and getting your name out there is not only the most important aspect of growing a business it is also very expensive. Instead of paying for traditional advertising to create direct sales, we're using our budget to cover the costs of the items and offer them for free (for a limited time, of course).

What's "the catch"...?
We are sure you will absolutely LOVE the collections we have.
People will ask where you got them...
refer them to SAN DIEGO NOOBS!
This will create word of mouth advertising, which is far more powerful than traditional advertising.
When this marketing campaign is over, the items will return to their regular prices. So the people you refer to us will have to purchase them at regular price.
...Makes sense now?....
What about the quality of our collections?
In order for this campaign to work, we need you to wear the items we have so people will ask about them.
Think about it...
If the items weren't great, you wouldn't wear them and you certainly wouldn't recommend us to your friends or family.
That would result in a colossal waste of money for us. Why would we want to lose money?
I'm afraid to pay online, is this safe?
It's 100% safe.
In fact we don't even have access to your payment details. All payments are processed by a third party authorized payment processor.
They use the latest generation encryption protocols and safety measure that only the top scientists even understand.
You can't be safer than that.
Are there any hidden charges?
No... What you see is what you pay.
Think of a promotion or great deal where there aren't people to bad mouth it without even taking the time to understand what's going on.
You won't find a single customer that hasn't been happy with our services.
Not a SINGLE one!
I see others imitating San Diego Noobs.
We can't vouch for the legitimacy of other stores.
We would love to have you ordering from us, but if you decide to go with other promotions, we highly advise you to check if they are fully transparent like we are, look up for hidden fees and other red flags.
The first red flag would be the lack of transparency in addressing your concerns that made you read this page.
If you've read all of this now! It's time to go back to shopping.
We love you and thank you.
Return to our home page to enter the store!